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I am a Wise Ass
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YESTERDAY was the best day in history of my life. Better then sex. By a lot. I went down with my buddy Dalton to see UMBREON! We were out of Brewster by 6:16 that morning. The trainride down was boring as fuck and took 3 hours. But when we got to our second to last stop, which was a town away from our destination, we decided not to switch to the next train. We said FUCK it, lets take a cab. This was after meeting a couple of chicks who were in the same situation. The cab was $16, which we split up to $4 a piece. We got to the destination and they payed use $9 to pay the cab driver. we added $10, which included a tip. This guy DESERVED a tip. He was crzy, man. Long-ass hair, listened to way too much led zepplin and I-95. But he was Air-Guitaring while at the wheel and somehow was able to pass cars etc like nothing. This guy was legit. I mean he pulled a gallon of apple cider out of nowhere, drank it, and like plopped it down like it was a normal water bottle. Dalton, the chicks and myself were liek "yo this guys aweseome."
So after we picked up chicks and met an awesome cab driver, We went to 7-11... which was BS cuz dalton started to get a slurpee but then threw it out before paying for it cuz he didnt want it; he chanegd his mind. They still charged him for it... I had to piss at this point though but their bathroom was out of order. We went across the street to a gas staion. Daltongot a drink. Guess what; their bathroom didint work either. So we went to Umbreon's house where I givesd her gifts and she giveds me gifts cuz it was almost 1 month officially and we couldnt really see eachother on the exact date. THEN I finally pissed. We hit up a few places with her and her dad cuz they had to run some errands and then came home. So he went out again and we hit up the town. Hunger struck us and we walked to KFC, which went right through us so we ended up stopping in a bake shop on our way to the library over there. Dalton had to massively shit which he did and then we left. When we got to the library, I had to massively shit so I did so there... Afterwards, Umbreon and I found an elevator and had some fun. We got caught I think so we moved locations to a corner in the basement books... We left about thirty minutes later after some time together there and started back to her house. Dalton said there was a camera pointed at us and he saw a good 10 second of our "face eating"... Meaning it all turned awkward for a good fifteen minutes until we were far from the library... Then dalton threw pennies at jew-swans. I hate swans... they hiss at you. The next hour or so was spent at her house, just kinda being bored/random and waiting for her dad to show so we could go inside. We did and we ate again and There was some fun that happened there in the living room when Dalton went to take a walk out of immense boredom. He came back and then we waited about an hour before going to the mall there. I got myself a mcChicken. And Umbreon gave me my final bites there... because from the mall we went to the train station and slept on the train back. Instead of a cab from penn to Grand central, we took a bike-carriage thing, with whom the biker guy was pretty legit. He claimed to know a bunch of celebs and hate a few others. But He was a cool guy and hot to boot so I kinda believed him. He rode the bike through fuckin city traffic. This guy had balls. He also yelled at cars about racing them and how he would win. I think so. The pedal bike was legit. much more fun then any taxi. We go to grand central, had another bite to eat, slept on the train, and got back to lil old brewster at about 11:45. Was a fun day. I liked- NAY I loved it.
Umbreons bite nice. My neck still hurts. I love it. I love her. I hope to see her within the next 3 weeks. I'm going to get a job so I can pay for myself. I miss her already.
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I Am The Fallen Angel.......
And sorry for replying SO late ;_;
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"Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Achieving true perfection is impossible. Those who seek it are fools.
\"The thousand years of raindrops summoned by my song are my tears! The thunder that strikes the earth is my anger!\"
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Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
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Daydream Believer
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sure there are plenty more fish in the sea BUT WHO THE HELL WANTS TO DATE A FUCKING FISH
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sure there are plenty more fish in the sea BUT WHO THE HELL WANTS TO DATE A FUCKING FISH
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sure there are plenty more fish in the sea BUT WHO THE HELL WANTS TO DATE A FUCKING FISH
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"Sunrise, sunset...it never ends. Nor does it ever begin."
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